ARCHY · Balance beyond noise

01 · The score

How hot is it?

Code computes one number from six live readings, each turned into a heat where 0.5 is normal. A slow average keeps one noisy hour from moving money. The model only explains it.

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Six readings, 7-day chart, headlines→

02 · The record

Four books, same start.

Four paper portfolios of 1,000 USDG, filled at live on-chain quotes with pool fees, curve fees and creator tax included. Nothing is sent. If the score does not beat the plain 80/20, you will see it here.

Archy AI

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Plain 80/20

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Meme only

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All four books, every trade→

03 · The rules

Three zones, one target.

You pick the meme target (5–40%, default 20). The score picks the moment. The same rule runs your plan and the house books.

1–3

Panic

If the meme side is under target, sell USDG first, then stock tokens, and buy memes back up to target. Memes you hold get more only if they still pass the rug scan, otherwise the agent's scanned picks. No meme selling in panic.

3–8

Normal

Hold. Rebalance only when the meme side drifts more than the band (default 10 points) from target. It never moves less than $5.

8–10

Euphoria

If the meme side is over target, sell memes in proportion to their value and buy the safe mix (default 50% SPY, 30% QQQ, 20% USDG). No meme buying in euphoria.

See the memes it may buy right now→

Connect. Sign one message. It proves the wallet is yours, sends nothing, costs no gas.
Read. ARCHY reads your stock tokens, USDG and Pons memecoins straight from the chain and values them at live quotes.
Plan. The rule turns score + holdings into steps: sell on the curve or Uniswap first, then buy.
Sign. Each step is priced again right before your wallet signs it, with a slippage limit. You can stop anytime.

04 · Honest limits

What it is not.

Not custody. ARCHY has no key to your wallet and no vault. It builds transactions; your wallet signs or refuses each one.

Not a prediction. The score describes the last hours. Euphoria can run longer, panic can go deeper. The record shows whether it helps.

Memecoins can go to zero. The rug scan catches common traps (dev dumps, bundles, concentrated holders, proxies). It cannot catch everything.

Pons curve memes only. Tokens that graduated to Uniswap v4 are listed but not priced or traded yet. Stock tokens are the ones with USDG pools on Uniswap v3.

Stock tokens are not shares. They follow the price of the stock through on-chain pools that can be thin; quotes include the spread.

Not advice. Not affiliated with Robinhood, Uniswap, Pons or any listed company.